Saturday, December 30, 2006
Gregory Colbert
Monday, November 20, 2006
Maggie Lynn Jordan

My dear good friends Jim and Dana became parents yesterday. A baby girl, Maggie Lynn.
7 lbs 3 oz. Mom and baby are doing fine.
I'm excited to have companions like Jim and Dana on this journey called parenthood. They're both excellent people and will make great parents. Cheers to you both!!!
And a BIG Welcome to you Maggie Lynn.
So I guess Jim and I will have to learn Maggie's Farm and Maggie May and all other songs with Maggie in it, just for fun.
Can't think of any songs with Elias in it....
Speaking of Elias --> Updated Gallery FINALLY!!!
AND He just started ROLLING.
Friday, September 15, 2006
Sticking Around

Our plans for relocation have been scrapped. I took a job at a local community health center and will for now be staying in Redding. It's not all bad, I truly enjoy living in this area. Great weather, a growing cultural experience, and tons of outdoor activities coupled with the great friends we've made here all make sticking around an easy choice. Apologies to friends and family in WA whom were teased into thinking we'd actually come. We were packed and ready to go...this offer came along quite out of the blue.
The job is a challenge to say the least. Might be the most difficult thing I've ever done. But I'm working hard and time will tell. I have a great big motivation in the form of a month old Elias to remind me to stay focused and kick some booty.
Well, back to work. (sigh)
Thursday, September 07, 2006
I Miss Fred Rogers
Enjoy.
How Do We Make Goodness Attractive? By Fred Rogers
Prior to his death, Fred Rogers agreed to contribute this Essay, excerpted from the remarks and the acceptance speech he gave in 1999 at his induction into the Television Hall of Fame, in recognition both of Newton Minow, a fellow advocate in the quest for improved television programming for children, and of the cause they shared.
I’m not that interested in “mass” communications. I’m much more interested in what happens between this person and the one person watching. The space between the television set and that person who’s watching is very holy ground. I was in my parents’ home, and I saw this fairly new thing called television. I thought, “This is going to be something that could revolutionize our country in a wonderful way.” And so after I graduated from college I went to NBC in New York. I was assigned to such programs as the Gabby Hayes Show and the Kate Smith Hour. I found out that educational television was starting in Pittsburgh, so I was one of the first to help launch WQED [part of NET, the National Educational Television,precursor to PBS].
Someone said, “Well, we will need to have a children’s program.” Josie Carey and I said, “Well, we’ll make a children’s program.” We called it The Children’s Corner. We just developed things as they came to us. I had this bag of puppets at home, and I would bring them in. The Children’s Corner was on the air eight years. A friend of mine who was head of children’s programming at CBC in Canada asked if I would do a program for him. Fred Rainsberry said, “Fred, I’ve seen you talk with children. I’d like you to translate that to television.” I said, “You mean, in front of the camera?” We did that for a year. Joanne and I decided that we would like to raise the boys in Pittsburgh. So we came back from Canada, and people asked if we would integrate some of the Canadian material into programming for Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. We feel on the Neighborhood that whatever is mentionable is much more manageable. For children to be able to see us dealing with such things as the death of a pet, or the trauma of living through a divorce—these are all things that are allowed to be talked about and allowed to be felt. What some children can put up with, grow into, and then later flourish and help others with, is a wonderful mystery.
“Fame” is a four-letter word; and like “tape” or “zoom” or “face” or “pain” or “life” or “love,” what ultimately matters is what we do with it. I feel that those of us in television are chosen to be servants. It doesn’t matter what our particular job; we are chosen to help meet the deeper needs of those who watch and listen, day and night.
The conductor of the orchestra at the Hollywood Bowl grew up in a family that had little interest in music, but he often tells people he found his early inspiration from the fine musicians on television. Last month, a thirteen-year-old boy abducted an eight-year-old girl; and when people asked him why, he said he learned about it on TV.
“Something different to try,” he said. “Life’s cheap; what does it matter?”
Well, life isn’t cheap. It’s the greatest mystery of any millennium, and television needs to do all it can to broadcast that—to show and tell what the good in life is all about.
But how do we make goodness attractive? By doing whatever we can to bring courage to those whose lives move near our own—by treating our neighbor at least as well as we treat ourselves and allowing that to inform
everything we produce.
We all have only one life to live on Earth. And through television, we have the choice of encouraging others to demean this life or to cherish it in creative, imaginative ways.
Friday, September 01, 2006
More Elias Pix
Go back to the Elias Quinn Kitzman post and check those links again. I've changed the pictures out.
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Thursday, August 24, 2006
To know, or not to know

Sometimes I have to thank the cosmic playwright that I am the last in my family to have a child. The benefits of this are that everyone close to me has already gone through every decision-making process there is; from circumcision to vaccinations to discipline.
I was troubled to find that many of the vaccinations currently given to infants are simply unnecessary, at least for me. The Hep B shot is designed to protect inner city kids from infections. Such a locale is where parents might not be monogamous and needle drug use is prevalent. Autism, perhaps the single greatest affliction for the modern generation of children began its meteoric rise roughly concurrent with the advocacy of infant vaccinations.
There are times I want/need to be informed and others when I wish I were a caveman.
My sister Maria talked to me at length about not cutting lil' Elias' foreskin. She and Aaron W are they only two to be so vocally against it. Most other folks are either indifferent or at the very least less passionate. This could be a by-product of many things; respect for it being a personal choice, a general apathy, who knows? My brother Jason simply said he decided against it for a myriad of reasons but among them the fact that he would be taking from his son something he could never return. This position resonated with me. I can't explain why.
So still, no decision. Leslee favors it and she has her reasons. I'm still riding the fence like a coward.
My son is adorable. I'll post more pictures soon.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Elias Quinn Kitzman

Stay tuned, many more photos to come!!!
7Lbs 8 Oz
21 1/2 inches long
Born 5:08pm Aug 13 2006
Mom is doing fine, had no complications. She was absolutely amazing through the whole process.
Elias is feeding well and ripping through diapers like there's no tomorrow.
I'll get more photos posted hopefully today!!!!
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Peace!
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Holding Steady
My sister Barb will dig that. Her B-day is Tuesday and she's already told me that it'd be the greatest present to share it with our child. Keep your fingers crossed, Barb.
Les is still having contractions, they aren't painful and they're relatively infrequent. We're trying to keep our spirits up by playing cards and going for walks. The wait is wearing on us both though. Wish us well.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Whatchugonnadowithnoflap? Become a Rabbi?
I don't know the sex of my child yet. Having to think about whether or not to circumcise has been well, a little more difficult than I imagined it would be.I'm cut, I think everyone in my family is except little Kenai, my little nephew. Originally I favored to have the procedure done for no better reason than to have my kids' willy look like mine. Not a good reason admittedly but there you have it.
Arguments against it are as follows: It hurts the baby. (physical pain does don't you know.)
Health and hygiene concerns were commonly cited in years past as an excuse to simply perform it on nearly every male infant. But that perspective was a holdover from years when we didn't bathe as frequently as we do now. So it seems that these days, that's a moot point. And although we live in a fast-paced world, you gotta be busier than a one-legged man at an ass kicking contest to pass on cleaning the "turtle". Cool argument when you consider it's my first child. I imagine years down the road....a circumcised 35 year-old college dropout playing video games in my basement that smells like a cross between urine and beer....thinking "If I'd left that flap on maybe he wouldn't be the lazy lump he is today...after all, cleaning the turtle is the hardest thing anyone has to do these days....everything else is automated!!"......A good strong work ethic in males starts with penis hygiene. I think a gym coach told me that once.
Insurance won't cover it. In part to save $$$ I would suppose, but also they seem to side with the modern medical community that it simply isn't necessary. So if you want the procedure, you have to pay. Furthermore, if you don't want baby to grow up and kill you in your sleep, you need to fork out some extra corn for a numbing shot to minimize the trauma.
I'm on the fence. If we do have a boy, I'll let the wife decide. Then I can blame her if he turns out evil. But this might all be an exercise in futility anyway. We'll likely have a girl.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Two Days Late and Counting

BABY UPDATE: Doc says not to worry, completely normal for first timers...Still, I have to admit the frustration.
I'm also a little disappointed in the lack of comments on behalf of friends and family but hey, that's selfish of me.
I read this essay the other day by H. Bloom. Thought I'd put it here for your enjoyment. It got me thinking.
--Over 200 billion red blood cells a day die in the interest of keeping you alive. Do you anguish over their demise? Like those red corpuscles, you and I are cells in a superorganism whose maintenance and growth sometimes requires our pain or elimination, suppresses our individuality, and restricts our freedom. Why then, is it of any value to us?
Because the superorganism nourishes every cell within it, allowing robustness none of its individual components could achieve on its own. Take for example, the Mediterranean superbeast known as the Roman Empire. Rome was an evil creature with a despicable lust for cruelty. Julius Caesar, according to Plutarch, "took by storm more than 800 cities, subdued 300 nations and fought pitched battles at various times with three million men, of whom he destroyed 1 million in the actual fighting and took another million prisoners. he didn't carry out these deeds with kindliness. When he leveled enemy cities, he occasionally killed off every man, woman, and child just to teach would-be resisters a lesson.
The governors sent to rule the Roman provinces periodically lost their tolerance for nonconformists and punished them brutally. They crucified a backcountry preacher of peace and humility named Jesus, because his views differed from the standard-issue dogmas approved by imperial authority. But the former carpenter was only one of thousands who twisted for hours, hanging by nails from a crude wooden beam. Even the affluent folks back in the city of Rome were hungry for the sight of blood. Their favorite recreation was an afternoon at the Coliseum watching desperate captives disembowel each other in the arena. Roman sports fans took bets on which contestant would manage to live until nightfall.
Rome stamped out or swallowed entire rival civilizations. She even reduced the land she most revered -- Greece-- to a sleepy sycophantic occupied territory. Rome was a vicious society, one whose habits could make anyone with the slightest scrap of moral sensitivity physically ill.
Yet Rome's rise was part of the world's inexorable march to higher levels of form. By force--sometimes sadistic force-- she brought an unprecedented mass of squabbling city-states and tribes together. In the process, she allowed an exchange of ideas and goods that radically quickened the pace of progress. What's more, during the 300years between Augustus and the imposition of Christianity under Constantine, she made an additional contribution. She introduced pluralism, an easygoing attitude that allowed wildly diverse cultures to live peacefully side-by-side.
Just how much the empire contributed to her sometimes-oppressed citizens could be seen when Rome fell. A set of heroes impelled by ideals of ethnic conquest led their rebel bands against the colonialist power. The mavericks toppled the hegemonic tyrants forever and turned the city of Rome into a ruin.
In the process, they brought deeper despair to Europe. During the next two hundred years, half of the Continent's population would die. Plague ran rampant. Multitudes starved to death, denied the food that had once been transported on roman ships and roads. Without the stable organizing force, the paved highways on which provisions had traveled sank into disrepair. On land, bandits and warrior chiefs ended the lives of any who might contemplate a trip along the old paths to carry desperately needed supplies. At sea, pirates destroyed the former Med lanes of trade. The grain that had once sailed from Egypt in fleets no loner came across with the tides. In the Gallic town of Barbagel, the complex of roman-run mills that had turned the imported wheat into flour for eighty thousand consumers fell into disrepair causing millions to perish.
Those who survived learned to live as prisoners in self-contained fortress communities, cut off from the ideas and the delicacies that had once made life sweet. The barbarian "freedom fighters" had loosed the chains, not of life, but of death. For Rome had been an oppressor, but Rome has also been the source of nourishment and peace. In her absence came pestilence and war.
The superorganism is often a vile and loathsome beast. But like the body nourishing her constituent cells, the social beast grants us life. Without her, each of us would perish. That knowledge is woven into our biology. It is the reason that the rigidly individualistic Clint Eastwood does not exist. The internal self-destruct devices with which we come equipped at birth ensure that we will live as components of a larger organism, or we simply will not live at all.
Hegel said the ultimate tragedy is not the struggle of an easily recognized good against a clearly loathsome evil. Tragedy, he said, is the battle between two forces, both of which are good, a battle in which only one can win. Nature has woven that struggle into the superorganism.
Friday, July 28, 2006
Waiting.....
These last few days have been both wonderful and frustrating. Due date is Sunday, I've been believing all along that she'd be early. It sucks to wait through being wrong on your guess.
Next time I post, I should be a Dad. Unless the bugger stays in there for another week!!!!
It's 110 degrees in Redding all week long. I'd stay in there too. At a steady 98.6, it's actually cooler!
Monday, July 24, 2006
Keeping Track of the Whack in Iraq

I've been debating a few folks in an online forum for the past few days about the war in Iraq as well as the shellings in Israel and Lebanon. I thought it'd be just fine to spout a little and wait for some feedback.
Some things I should admit freely, I supported Afghanistan in the hopes of removing the Taliban (some early success but we haven't completed that mission yet), and tracking down and either killing or bringing Osama bin Laden to justice. (so far we've failed) I did not support the invasion of Iraq even though Hussein was clearly in violation of UN Resolutions and had been for some time. I saw him as no threat, and I was unconvinced by Powell's dog and pony show at the UN. It's ironic that among the Bush administration elite, he was the one I had the most respect for, perhaps for being the only one to have experienced battle, perhaps because I never considered him a career politician. Either way, I'm sure he'll look back on that episode of his life and feel regret.
I don't think Bush is a bad guy. Admittedly, I disagree with his ideas on religion, stem cell research, managing the war, and trouncing the Constitution. But I really believe that if you surrounded him with different people, you'd have an altogether different presidency. In short, I think he's a puppet. I don't hold that against him though as many folks do. ""If John Kerry were president, things would be worse!!!" -- I hear this all the time. You can't disprove a hypothetical. Yep, it's a conversation stopper. Seriously, how do you have a discussion with folks like that?
I don't buy the fear argument either. Never have. "They want to kill you Charles, they want to murder you and your family, etc." Blah blah blah. What good is it to live in fear all the time? the minute I start buying that garbage is the moment they have the upper hand. We take US army boots off the Arabian peninsula and tell Israel she's gotta go it alone and Haddji doesn't give a rip about you or me.
I don't care if Bush and his cronies made a bad sales pitch for the invasion of Iraq. I don't really care if it turns out that they knowingly lied. Politicians are not my heroes, I fully expect them to lie. I place blame at the feet of the US citizenry for being too gullible or uninformed to know better. I do get nauseated by the endless post facto arguments for and against this war. We're there. Let's do the job and get out.
I've told many folks this and I still believe it, if democracy takes hold in Iraq and 50 years down the road has a domino effect in middle east, history will be quite kind to Bush. If Islam can liberalize though the intervention of western ideas, the world will be a better place, no question about it. Do I think it has a chance? I'm not holding my breath. We can't kill them all. Correction, we can, we just won't.
I put the dead Iraqi photo up on the top on purpose. Don't like looking at it? Me either. But that's someone's brother, dad, son, friend. There's more where that came from. On both sides.
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Arguments for the Existence of God

1. TRANSCENDENTAL ARGUMENT
(1) God exists.
(2) If God exists, then if reason exists then God exists.
(3) Reason exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
2. COSMOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) If I say something must have a cause, it has a cause.
(2) I say the universe must have a cause.
(3) Therefore, the universe has a cause.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
3. ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) I define God to be X.
(2) Since I can conceive of X, X must exist.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
4. ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (II)
(1) God exists.
(2) Since God exists, God must be perfect.
(3) That which is perfect must exist.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
5. MODAL ONTOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) God exists.
(2) God, existing, is either necessary or unnecessary.
(3) God is not unnecessary, therefore God must be necessary.
(4) Therefore, God exists.
6. TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT
(1) Check out that tree. Isn't it pretty?
(2) Therefore, God exists.
7. ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES
(1) My aunt Helen was most likely to die from cancer.
(2) She didn't.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
8. MORAL ARGUMENT
(1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard.
(2) That all changed once I became religious.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
9. ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.
10. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE
(1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists -- it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
11. ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION
(1) See this bonfire?
(2) Therefore, God exists.
12. DORE'S ARGUMENT
(1) I forgot to take my meds.
(2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!!
(3) Therefore, God exists.
13. ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
14. ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN EVANGELISM
(1) Telling people that God exists makes me filthy rich.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
15. ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Ray Charles is blind.
(4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
16. ARGUMENT FROM SMUGNESS
(1) God exists.
(2) I don't give a crap whether you believe it or not; I have better things to do than to try to convince you morons.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
17. CALVINISTIC ARGUMENT
(1) If God exists, then he will let me watch you be tortured forever.
(2) I rather like that idea.
(3) Therefore, God exists.
18. ARGUMENT FROM UPPERCASE ASSERTION
(1) GOD EXISTS! GET USED TO IT!
(2) Therefore, God exists.
19. ARGUMENT FROM HIDDEN LOGIC (II)
(1) Atheists say that God doesn't exist.
(2) But they only say that because they want to look cool and
intellectual in front of their peers.
(3) They don't fool me!
(4) Therefore, God exists.
20. PEACOCK'S ARGUMENT FROM LIMITED VOCABULARY
1) You use lots of big words.
2) Therefore, I cannot possibly be expected to understand your refutation of my position.
3) Therefore, God exists.
21. ARGUMENT FROM DIVINE ECONOMICS
1) Protestant Christian nations are rich.
2) Therefore, God exists.
22 .ARGUMENT FROM TEEN/TWENTYISH CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT
1) God is so totally awesome, dude, and if you would pretend that Creed and POD were good bands, you would realize that.
2) Also, our Youth Group leader Skip once, like, cured a broken leg using only the power of the almighty Lord.
3) Therefore, God exists.
23. ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN
1) If there is a designer, then God must exist.
2) If I find a watch in a forest, there must be a designer
3) *throws watch into forest*
4) Therefore, God exists.
24. ARGUMENT FROM FUTURITY
1) I will prove the existence of God in the following argument.
2) Therefore, God exists.
25. ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY
1) I don't want to be related to monkeys.
2) Therefore, God exists.
26. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (II) / ARGUMENT FROM IDIOCY (I)
1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians.
2) I am an idiot.
3) People often point that out.
4) Therefore, God exists.
27. ARGUMENT FROM BIGOTRY (FRED PHELPS'S ARGUMENT)
1) The Bible says that anal sex is yucky.
2) I agree.
3) Plus, some gay people died of AIDS.
4) Therefore, God exists.
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Richard Brautigan and Lisa Fulk

About a hundred years ago, Lisa introduced me to the writings of Richard Brautigan. He's sometimes referred to as the last of the Beats. I think he has his own style and it stands solidly on it's own merit thank you very much. Revenge of the Lawn is a great read although his most popular work might be Trout Fishing in America. Check them out if you're looking for a great summer read. Here are two of his poems that I enjoy:
KARMA REPAIR KIT: ITEMS 1-4
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
The Invisible World. A Weapon?

Humans rally around ideas because they solve some of our problems, because they offer the biological blessings of the illusion of control, and because they are the threads that hold us together in the vast network of a superorganismic mind, weaving scattered individuals into a cooperative entity of awesome power and size. 200 years after the Fall of Rome, a merchant named Mohammed lived in the desert town of Mecca, a bleak and isolated community on a caravan route over which passed camels carrying goods to far-off, elegant cities like Damascus. At age 12, still an apprentice to his uncle, he traveled to Syria to learn the import-export business. At 25, he married a well-to-do woman and became a respected burgher; his ideas were listened to. He has a mid-life crisis at 39. He began to have visions. Sitting in a cave, praying, he claimed that he had been overwhelmed by a blinding light, and the angel Gabriel had grabbed him an a great hug and forced him to recite a message from God. From that day forward, he would function as God's spokesman on Earth. Some hold Mohammed's story as sacrosanct, others believe that perhaps it was fits of epilepsy. His contemporaries might have believed the latter. Indeed, they mocked or ignored him. There is a story of one unbeliever who put a slimy camel fetus down his neck as he was praying. Others tried to kill him. Among those who believed? Close relatives, a good friend, and many slaves.
The uproar caused by city slaves ignoring their duties made Mecca a place of great tension. The community hatched a plot to kill Mohammed but he fled successfully to an isolated town 200 miles away, Medina. There, he found more willing listeners. Within a few years, he came to control much of the city's political structure.
He was not a man of peace. He held power by having opponents assassinated. He then began to attack Meccan caravans and the armed escorts sent to protect them. The Meccans, worried about Mohammed’s new power attacked Medina. The prophet led his followers against the intruders and won. This military success impressed some of the fiercest tribes in the area and soon they signed up for this new religion. A few years later, the prophet took his troops to the Jewish town of Khaibar and conquered it. He and his followers killed all the men and carried off the women and children as slaves.
In 630, eight years after he fled Mecca, He had his vengeance. With an army of 10,000, he marched on the city. The Meccans surrendered without much resistance, they had heard about the fate of the Jewish town. He was then able to convert the town that had so recently dismissed him over to his way of seeing things. The sword stayed out of the sheath after Mecca, wealthy merchants and Bedouin tribes joined the army and off they went to conquer the world. During the next hundred years, Egypt, Mesopotamia, and Persia (all magnificent ancient civilizations) as well as Northern Africa, Algeria, Morocco, Libya, parts of India, Spain, and even some of France fell to the actions of the faithful followers. Amazing.
Within a few generations of the prophet's death, these followers of a street corner ranter, these men from backwater towns and primitive desert tribes, had built an empire of enormous size. The notions of a man who had claimed to meet an angel in a cave would spawn battles whose bloodshed would soak the earth for the next fourteen hundred years...and counting.
Think about that.
The next step.....
We're hung up on names. Boy name is pretty much set. Elias Quinn. Girl name is elusive thus far. I like Meira, Adarah, and Matilda. Wife likes, Sera, Summer, and Amber. Any input would be welcome. Time's a runnin' out!
I should give a shout out to my Dad, my bros J and K, Robert Ferris, Dean Germano, John Davis, Bill Misslin, Don Groundwater, Nathan Zeliff, Herc Rowe, and Alex Garcia in no particular order. These are all exemplary fathers. Gentlemen, I may seek advice from you at some point. Fair Warning.
I'll post a link to baby pix when it (don't know the sex) arrives.
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